NASA, Furious Alien Environmentalists, and Our Possible Tasty Demise

Hey! Cisco the HSS blogging cat here…

Ya know, there are times when reality is a lot weirder than anything a feline can dream up. Case in point from NASA et al…

A team of American researchers have produced a range of scenarios in which aliens could attack the earth, and curiously, one revolves around climate change.

They speculate that extraterrestrial environmentalists could be so appalled by our planet-polluting ways that they view us as a threat to the intergalactic ecosystem and decide to destroy us.

The thought-provoking scenario is one of many envisaged in a joint study by Penn State and the NASA Planetary Science Division, entitled “Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis.”

So, given our economy, this is what we’ve come down to… The best and brightest minds in our country (and paid for by your tax dollars) ponder the possible threat of angry alien Al Gores… But the study isn’t done yet…

The NASA Extraterrestrial intelligence (ETI) report warns ET “could attack and kill us, enslave us, or potentially even eat (emphasis Cisco) us.”

OK, I think I’ve seen this before…

I don’t even know where to begin… Hell… Let’s start here… All law enforcement and citizens be on the lookout for the following extraterrestrial creature(s)…

Note those fangs — he ain’t no vegetarian! (Has NASA even considered that ET might be part genocidal maniac, part carnivore gourmet, part environmentalist, and part vampire?!?)

Consider yourself warned by the racks…

Two cats blogging…


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One Response to NASA, Furious Alien Environmentalists, and Our Possible Tasty Demise

  1. Gerry Ashley says:

    Well, you have to admit, this does open the window of opportunity for a whole new franchise of horror movies. And, of course, we all know what genre they’d be in: That’s right: Gore movies. Sorry… SOMEBODY was bound to make that bad joke.

    Wait… that illustration of the alien… is the skin blotchy and bumpy? I think I’ve seen this thing. If I’m not mistaken, it’s George Soros!

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