That’s right… The United States Government’s Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued an alert and preparedness guide in case of an invasion of undead brain eaters. We’re talking a full-blown Zombie Apocalypse! I kid you not. (Do you really think I could make the graphic above? Just click on the pic and it will take you to the actual CDC dot gov site and see for yourself!)
Pay no attention to the fact that prepping for a zombie attack is eerily similar to preparing for a hurricane, flood, tornado, or other disaster. Just get ready for the inevitable zombies.
As I write for this blog (and others), it has become enormously frustrating to see that for the most part, safety posts go completely ignored. People treat them with the usual, “Yeah, yeah,yeah… Blah, blah, blah…” and then go about their merry way. That’s not the way it’s supposed to work. Fate has a nasty habit of making sure that sooner or later, everyone gets to greet the fertilizer wagon… And to that point, here is my favorite zombie preparedness site…
Cisco, Ponchita, and Ben’s ghost are all waiting by the racks…
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* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
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