Sale! AND New Impossible Contest…

Hey,

Cisco the HSS blogging cat here… Man, have we got news for you!

Harwich Spirits Shoppe is having yet another sale… Check out the details…


  • Mix 6-packs of beer for pro-rated prices. (Great for the party where everyone wants a different brew!)
  • Any 6 bottles of wine and save 10%
  • Mix any 10 bottles of wine and save 20%
  • Mix any 12 bottles of wine and save 25%
  • Mix any 6 {750 ml or larger}, get @ cost
  • We also have gift cards that can be programed to any amount of money. It’s the perfect gift if you wish to allow the recipient to choose his or her own purchase.


Secondly, we’re starting a new contest… (Don’t forget our other two contests… As always, $25 hangs in the balance…)


To win this puppy the rules are simple:


  1. First, rent the 1953 horror “Robot Monster” (below…)

  2. Next, watch it in its entirety while sober without laughing, snickering, guffawing, falling asleep, or uttering such expressions as, “Where the ‘bleep’ did that come from?“, or “You’ve got to be ‘bleeping’ kidding me!
  3. Third, come on in to the Harwich Spirits Shoppe with your most cherished, small, portable possession (holy book, prayer beads, Rolling Stones CD…) and swear on that object that you meet the rules above…
  4. Answer a final movie-related question that proves to us that you really did suffer through that turkey…
  5. (The obvious rules apply: You must be 21 years of age or over to participate, contest winnings are only applicable to beer and wine, no non-humans allowed, contest judges’ rulings are final, blah, blah, blah…)

Well, that will do it… A sale and an impossible contest…

Two cats blogging by the racks…


Wine Glossaries

* Nat Decants: A thorough glossary from Natalie MacLean, noted wine writer, speaker, and judge.
* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
* GLOSSARY of Wine-Tasting Terminology (Version 1.4 – Jan. 1995): A thorough collection of definitions from Anthony Hawkins.

Beer Glossaries

* ratebeer: Now that’s a straightforward name!
* beer-pages: Roger Protz and Tom Cannavan say that “it’s all about beer”.
* alphaDictionary.com: A fine collection of Beer dictionaries.

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2 Responses to Sale! AND New Impossible Contest…

  1. […] drink robust enough to warm the soul… Yeah, a Sams would do. (Geez Wally, you’d think a sale or a few contests would come in handy right about […]

  2. […] just in case you haven’t, remember that good ol’ Harwich Spirits Shoppe still has its Merry Sale […]

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