Once and for all, Ponchita is Not Pregnant!

There… Does the title of this post say it all or what? How many times have people pointed their fingers at poor old Cisco (moi), and inferred that by chance I might be doing the horizontal bop with Ponchita… But that’s just not true. The bottom line is that she’s a “big boned” little lady… Here’s your sign!


And from a less flattering time and place…

Oh sure, go ahead and pick on Ponch… Call her “plump”, “stout”, “a big-boned cat in a little package” or even “gravity challenged”, but don’t call her “pregnant”. (Da Gizz “fixed” both of us, and for that he will pay sooner or later!) But in any event, that rules out the “happy hokey pokey”.

Two celibate cats blogging by the racks

P.S. A word of warning… Please don’t ask Ponchita, “when she’s due”, or if she’s been “putting on weight?” The implications are wearing thin.

P.P.S. And then there’s the word search and “write-a-story” contests…


Wine Glossaries

* Nat Decants: A thorough glossary from Natalie MacLean, noted wine writer, speaker, and judge.
* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
* GLOSSARY of Wine-Tasting Terminology (Version 1.4 – Jan. 1995): A thorough collection of definitions from Anthony Hawkins.

Beer Glossaries

* ratebeer: Now that’s a straightforward name!
* beer-pages: Roger Protz and Tom Cannavan say that “it’s all about beer”.
* alphaDictionary.com: A fine collection of Beer dictionaries.

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