New Contest! Write a Story…

Hey!

Cisco the blogging cat here…

Ya see the painting below? That there is Bacchus, the God of Wine along with a nymph or two… That painting is hanging in Harwich Spirits Shoppe, and we’d like you to write us a story about it… In fact, we’re going to make the story writing a contest…

Rules:

  • Maximum of 300 words per story
  • Story must be rated “G”, or “PG-13″… And we (Da Gizz et al) are the rating board
  • One story submission/person
  • We decide winner and retain ownership of story content
  • Entrants must be 21 years of age or older to enter
  • No store employees or their immediate family members may enter
  • Story must be sent to hss_bruce@hotmail.com
  • Contest closes whenever we darned well say it does
  • The prize is unknown… Da Gizz says that it will be “BIGGER” than the usual $25 – $30
  • Prize must be picked up in person at Harwich Spirits Shoppe…

My God! We’re going from Lobster Man from Mars to Roman mythology complete with Bruce Gibson as a deity. Sublime or psychotic…

Huddling by the racks and awaiting your tales,

Two cats blogging

P.S. Don’t forget our word search contest!


Wine Glossaries

* Nat Decants: A thorough glossary from Natalie MacLean, noted wine writer, speaker, and judge.
* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
* GLOSSARY of Wine-Tasting Terminology (Version 1.4 – Jan. 1995): A thorough collection of definitions from Anthony Hawkins.

Beer Glossaries

* ratebeer: Now that’s a straightforward name!
* beer-pages: Roger Protz and Tom Cannavan say that “it’s all about beer”.
* alphaDictionary.com: A fine collection of Beer dictionaries.

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  3. Glenn Hallett says:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/creator1/5157673535/ ( entered pic & shorty on my flickr blog : ))

  4. Glenn Hallett says:

    O mortal ‘Gizz’ in recognition of your touting ‘the Grape’ in word & deed, in both your personal & professional life,you will be awarded the gift of three nymphets, who will accompany you in astral voyages. You will travel where the spirit wills you–to Sonoma or Parnassus. You may NOT ( like the Nephilim ) MATE with them! ( Is an explanation necessary mortal man—look at the size differential !! ) You MAY, however, have them as ‘friends with benefits’ ( use your imagination ) Enjoy!! : )) ** Oh and for the sin of extreme hubris in deifying yourself, you will be required to stand in front of your liquor store for one whole day dressed as depicted in your vain glorious painting! ( No not in this god forsaken weather-on a day of your choosing–but you must–I’ll be checking in–wouldn’t want to lose those hot nymphets–would you??!! )

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