It’s Too Hot…

That’s it! Normally I’d make clever banter, talk up some wine, deride Da Gizz, and in general complain because no one takes a cat seriously. But it’s just too hot. If you’re situated in some place like Boston, New York, Providence, Newark, etc., you’re probably melting. Tell you what… head for Harwich on the Cape. We’ve got cool ocean breezes, and Red River Beach has plenty o’ parking. The water temp is perfect and clean, and none too crowded…

No joke, that’s a photo of RRB taken this summer under obviously great conditions.

Still, it’s hot… And without the Harwich Spirits Shoppe’ A/C, I’d be ripping out clumps of fur faster than a Congressman rips thru hookers and your tax dollars. (I’m sorry… Did I say that?)

My suggestion? Pour yourself a nice cool glass of beer or wine, crank the air conditioning, make your Capeward plans, and crash to Cass Elliot and Tom Smothers…

See you by those racks!

Two cats blogging


Wine Glossaries

* Nat Decants: A thorough glossary from Natalie MacLean, noted wine writer, speaker, and judge.
* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
* GLOSSARY of Wine-Tasting Terminology (Version 1.4 – Jan. 1995): A thorough collection of definitions from Anthony Hawkins.

Beer Glossaries

* ratebeer: Now that’s a straightforward name!
* beer-pages: Roger Protz and Tom Cannavan say that “it’s all about beer”.
* alphaDictionary.com: A fine collection of Beer dictionaries.

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One Response to It’s Too Hot…

  1. Glenn Hallett says:

    –you almost make me glad I’m living here–you snake oil salesman! ( I have mixed emotions about old Cape Cod )

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