Top Ten Reasons to Visit the Harwich Spirits Shoppe

Well, that’s the store, and here are the top ten reasons why you should stop by…

#10) We’re the only liquor store on Cape Cod (or on the planet) that has a pair of blogging cats. (Ya don’t think Da’ Gizz writes this stuff do ya’?)

#9) It beats watching “UFO Files” on the History Channel.

#8) The HSS has the coldest beer in town, absotootley! (Though after this heat wave, that may not be saying much…)

#7) You might just happen upon Da’ Gizz mauling hot wings… (Scratch that one.)

#6) Ah, the thrill of the Cape’s rustiest ship’s funnel and the Cape’s smallest lighthouse.

#5) This is the only ongoing concern in the northeast where you have a chance of seeing a Bigfoot mulling over a wine choice.

#4) The Harwich Spirits Shoppe is the Cape’s only official voting station where you can cast your lot concerning Lindsay Lohan’s future nail art and jail attire.

#3) Two words: “genome mapping!”

#2) Before the Spirit Shoppe was named the “Spirits Shoppe”, it was called “Happy Feet!”

And the number one reason you should visit the HSS is…

#1) Bruce might actually show up in his place of business wearing pajamas and a bathrobe. (We’re not making this one up.)

See you by the racks…

Two cats blogging



Wine Glossaries

* Nat Decants: A thorough glossary from Natalie MacLean, noted wine writer, speaker, and judge.
* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
* GLOSSARY of Wine-Tasting Terminology (Version 1.4 – Jan. 1995): A thorough collection of definitions from Anthony Hawkins.

Beer Glossaries

* ratebeer: Now that’s a straightforward name!
* beer-pages: Roger Protz and Tom Cannavan say that “it’s all about beer”.
* alphaDictionary.com: A fine collection of Beer dictionaries.

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