There you go… There’s your wanted poster. Trust two cats to bring you the facts. Yeah, the boss (Bruce on the left) and Yelena know their wines. We won’t argue with that. The wines behind them stretch to the ceiling… The store is loaded to the scuppers with beer and wine. Fine, but that’s not the story here! Not even close.
Take a close look to the right of Da Gizz’s left ear. See that thumb? A ha! That’s just one of Bruce’s massive thumb collection… We should know… As cats, we wander the store late at night and have stumbled upon vast caches of thumbs. (We told you that we should have kept Da Gizz locked in the wine cellar.)
Look, here are the straight feline facts… If you want beer, wine, liquor (in season) soda, snacks, lottery, wholly random stuff, Cape and Harwich lore, a touch of insanity, please come to the Harwich Spirits Shoppe. We won’t let you down. (That’s especially true concerning the insanity part.) But just do yourself one huge favor – watch your thumbs around Da Gizz – he’s crazier than an outhouse rat, and we should know…
Two cats blogging
* Nat Decants: A thorough glossary from Natalie MacLean, noted wine writer, speaker, and judge.
* eRobertParker.com: “The Independent Consumer’s Guide to Fine Wines”
* GLOSSARY of Wine-Tasting Terminology (Version 1.4 – Jan. 1995): A thorough collection of definitions from Anthony Hawkins.